I get to name things?

Naming things is hard

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Anonymous asked: Sorry you're feeling muse-less these days! :( That's no fun… Anyways, a silly idea popped into my head. Clint, on a mission for SHIELD, takes out some bad guy, only to discover the guy has pets that Clint can't bear to leave behind (to starve/freeze to death). The pets could be of the fluffy duckling/kitten/puppy variety, or of the large snake/lizard variety, whatever you find more amusing. And then, how does Coulson react when Clint shows up with the animals. ;)

phaeshmae:

YOOOOOOOOOOO, I am all about some Clint+animals feels. I mean, just look at Clint and how he ends up with Lucky—boy has a massive soft-spot for like, every living thing, but he’s shit at expressing it unless it’s an animal he can scratch behind the ears or something.

Phil wrote a stipulation into his SHIELD contract when Nick blackmailed convinced him to take on their most troublesome asset and re-enter fieldwork as a handler, despite having been promoted to heading teams of upwards of ten members from Ops Control years ago. Namely, that since he was agreeing to wrangle their resident insubordinate archer, said asset would not be assigned to any missions without Phil.

When he snuck that stipulation in, it hadn’t been with the intention of avoiding situations like his current one, though if Nick would damn well honor what was written and signed in triplicate, then Phil would certainly not be faced with the predicament he was heading home to when should only be looking forward to seeing his partner for the first time in three weeks.

Clint 7:11PM
so i may have got us a cat

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raiining:

Now I need a fic where Phil Coulson meets Clint Barton not because he’s a difficult asset (because Hawkeye is the motherfucking best and that means being professional in the field) but because Agent Barton has generated more interdepartmental memo’s than any other asset and Jesus fucking Christ, Coulson, fix this child.

raiining:

Now I need a fic where Phil Coulson meets Clint Barton not because he’s a difficult asset (because Hawkeye is the motherfucking best and that means being professional in the field) but because Agent Barton has generated more interdepartmental memo’s than any other asset and Jesus fucking Christ, Coulson, fix this child.

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beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

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Sexualized Saturdays: Teen Wolf Doesn't Have a "Girlfriend Character" Problem

Some really great meta about Braeden, Malia, and how the Teen Wolf writers have created some good female characters who are more than just their romance storyline.

TW has its issues (many of them), but it does have a good record for writing female characters who exist outside their boyfriends.

(Not all of them - argh, Paige - but the percentage of good female characters to quickly fridged ones is better than many shows *ahem*Supernatural*ahem*).

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